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kids are victims in this story

19/m/dead.

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get me ready how

[This all sounds strange and kind of scary.]

[garotted]

You know, with the hiking gear you'll need. You can't wear just anything, and you're going to need good shoes..

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are you calling my sneakers bad???

[He knows exactly what she means, but he can't help but joke with her.]

[garotted]

The Worst, caps included.

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hey man i wouldn't say that just yet
gansey's gone hiking in sperry's before
without socks

[garotted]

Hey girl, for the record.
And what the fuck is wrong with him? Does he hate himself?

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i don't think i should answer that question in like a literal sense without him here
but no he thinks his shoes are fine

[garotted]

Please don't, it's none of my business.
He's 100% wrong about that.

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i know
we all know
it's something we've just had to learn to live with

[garotted]

Well, you're not going hiking in sperrys.

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i wasn't planning to!
the last time i did that
sort of didn't turn out so well

[garotted]

Good boy.
Blisters are no good.

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i didn't get blisters
i died

[garotted]

Yeah, well, you're not dying on this one.

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[This is what he likes about Alex and Magnus. They don't shy away when he's upfront about his death, the way living people do.]

hey don't jinx it
there's a lot of scary stuff in forests

[garotted]

I'm scarier than anything in the forests.

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so am i
but i'm still scared of the other scary things

[garotted]

You're about as scary as a Pomeranian, Noah.
I'll beat up anything that tries to eat you.

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i don't look this way back home
not really

[garotted]

You could be the most horrifying monster in all nine realms and you still wouldn't be scary.
Anyway, most of my siblings are ACTUAL monsters, so not much freaks me out.

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woah
what kind of monsters?
like dracula kind of monsters, or henrietta kind of monsters?

[He's assuming she's met the resident night terror on one of her trips to the farm.]

[garotted]

[ she hasn't really talked about this with people who aren't from her world, but-- ]

Like the giant wolf, world serpent, and death goddess variety.

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there's a death goddess?

[Sorry, Alex.]

[garotted]

Yeah, her name is Hel.

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did they name hell after her