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kids are victims in this story

19/m/dead.

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[fehus]

you don't have to worry but thank you i guess

i didn't even think about the shirt? oh man

[there's more things????? there's more things. but thank the gods Noah's so smart and good and what a great friend? what the fuck]

can you come in with me? i tried pants on in the thrift store and all i found out is that i don't understand pants despite wearing them my whole after/life

[admemoriam]

yeah man ofc i'll come in with you

[This is what Noah is here for! This is his specific purpose in this world!]

and look no one understands clothes
you just have to go in and try on a bunch of stuff and see what looks good on you
and i'll tell you what looks good

[fehus]

dude you're the best? i owe you. i owe you x10. i always feel dumb trying to figure out if i look ok or not, it's never mattered before? well you know

so pants i wear until they are also dead is a no that's helpful moving forward and trying to trick alex into thinking i'm not a mess

[admemoriam]

hey you don't owe me anything
this is gonna be fun

and yeah no dead clothing
burn your dead clothing

[fehus]

embarrassing loser confession: uh i've never been shopping with like a friend my age? i didn't get to the mall rat phase in my life in time. and i get all my clothes from a magic closet in my room at valhalla.

lighting the funeral pyre fwoosh.

[admemoriam]

ronan gets all his clothes from a magic dresser here, so that's another thing you two can bond over
but hey that's not a loser thing at all
i didn't really do much of it either
my boarding school was in a super tiny town so i mainly just got to shop over christmas break with my parents and stuff

[fehus]

boarding school sounds weird.

ok. we'll figure out how to be mallrats together. i think it involves just a lot of wearing heelys and eating cinnabon and being dramatic about our relationship status.

[admemoriam]

it was
especially with all boys
it's just a lot of polo shirts and blowjobs

and those all sound like things we'd do anyway so i'm game

[fehus]

i don't honestly know if i'm more surprised by the polo shirts or the blowjobs?

ok. we'll share a pretzel and i'll hold your hand and do a yell at you when you look at another dude.

[admemoriam]

hold off that judgment until you hear about the drugs

and yes
that's perfect
i'm into it already

[fehus]

i'm not surprised by the drugs. what else would a bunch of unsupervised teens do? blowjobs and drugs, sure. but polo shirts???

ok. can i call you cinnabuns or is that too much?

[admemoriam]

have you met gansey??
most of the guys at our school dressed exactly like him
not even counting our uniform

and you can absolutely call me cinnabuns
in fact i'm going to insist you don't call me anything else

[fehus]

creepy. makes the blowjobs creepy too tbh.

done. what's my mallrat pet name?